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'Mids' Life Crisis an Interview SessionHelllloooooo everybody!!! :iconepicsmileplz: I hope everyone is doing well so far this year. It's been a rather good start for a change this year I also hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day as well. Everybody better have gotten PLENTY of ass am MORE :iconorgasmingplz:'Mids' Life Crisis an Interview Session by DiamonEyes
So, as LONG-PROMISED, I am ramping up the "Feature Interviews" that I took a break from last year. :iconjawdrop: YES, I KNOW! It's been a LOOOOONG time, but I think I'm ready for it now, and I hope you are too! :iconyesyesyesplz:
Today I am interviewing the fantastically sarcastic and thoroughly entertaining MIDS (CrisisofConscience)!
So without further ado, lets get this shit farted :iconeagerfartplz:
:icondiamoneyes::iconsaysplz: MIDS!!! Tell us a little about your background ple
The Swanston Street BluesThe Swanston Street Blues, by David NicholasThe Swanston Street Blues by AussieDidge
I had a drink or thirteen,
Was pissed as a lord I would deem,
Hiccups and burps,
Mind full of the derps,
As I hurled up my poor spleen.
I staggered and I swayed,
Just feeling like a corpse in decay,
I craved me some rest,
At my body’s behest,
To stem the great puke tirade.
Swanston Street came into view,
By then I was feeling real blue,
Eureka, a bench!
No matter the stench,
Time to curl up and sleep, phew!
Hours passed and I raised,
Badly hung over with glass-eyed gaze,
I walked to the train,
Drunk and in pain,
And prayed to see some better days.
I reached my flat in the city centre,
But I guess life was still an adventure,
I felt ‘round my mouth,
It all went down south,
As I yelped, “Oh shit, MY DENTURES!
Listen to this advice I bequeath
Your body is quite fragile underneath
Just don’t drink too much
Or fear the dreaded touch
When you find you’re missing your teeth…
The Brilliant Bob BarkerThe Brilliant Bob Barker, by David NicholasThe Brilliant Bob Barker by AussieDidge
A silver-haired stud, the champion compere,
Boys & girls I present a host extraordinaire
Come On Down, as we celebrate his career
Decorated to a point we should all revere
Emmys aplenty, his count’s at nineteen
Five decades on air, a sight truly unseen
Gave away prizes like it went out of style
Had a heart of gold, with that noble profile
Iconic and immortal, imbued with insight
Just knowledge if you watched The Price is Right
Karate Kid kept this gig for thirty-five years
Let’s give him some raucous applause and cheers
Makes magic onstage, this primetime prince
Never will be another, these words I won’t mince
Opened a can of whoop-ass on one Happy Gilmore
Pray he likes this, for I’m not THAT hardcore
Quite the presence, both off-screen and on
Reckon the world’ll miss you once you are gone
So from a game show fan I must give praise
Thanks for priceless memories, those trails you blazed
United we shall stan
The Badass Brahma BullThe Badass Brahma Bull, by David NicholasThe Badass Brahma Bull by AussieDidge
At six-four, two-sixty, I must clearly warn
Beware the Brahma Bull; you may get the horns
Chiselled from marble, his resolve won’t quit
Dwayne Johnson’s the name, chief of Team Bring It
Elbow drop named for his millions of fans
Flattened foes with a Rock Bottom, heard ‘round the stands
Gifted in several ways; his bright star would shine
Hollywood dreams came true, at just twenty-nine*
IT DOESN’T MATTER if you think I’m going south
Just know your role “Jabroni” and shut your damn mouth
Kind-hearted and sincere beneath that brutish build
Legends will remain on his talent to thrill
Made the Forbes Rich List only weeks prior**
Note how he’s done it all, yet his heart’s full of fire
Outright & outspoken, the man could cut loose
Promos he’d cut had us fans hooked & seduced
Quiz his worth all you like, but to his loved masses
Rocky will conquer the world, and put boots to asses
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* Treat each other with respect.
* Currently we are an INVITE-ONLY group. If you want to join us, send us a note.
* NO ANIME, NO MANGA, RACISM, PLAGIARISM, no offensive art toward any particular group of people, or other kinda "-ISMS." (there will be a VERY limited amount of exceptions to these rules)
* TWO submissions a day. Only the "Decide For Me" and the "Our Cool Pets" folders are open for ya to submit to. We vote on them, then WE will place the images in their proper gallery folder
* If you have a complaint or problem with anything or anyone, please note us and we'll attend as well as we can. Don't post the said issue on the front page, please.
* Please submit the work that your are most proud of! We're a fun, down-to-Earth group that accepts all types of art. From the most pristine works, to a beginner's art, to hobbyist art, or even full-blown professionals. We like Dark art, Steampunk, sculpture works...ANYTHING'S possible with us!
* WE are NOT an "ELITIST GROUP!"
This is US>>><<Elitist Groups.
We are accepting of ALL levels or art. If something doesn't get accepted, don't be discouraged, there's always next time! WE have a LOT of stuff comin up including interviews/critiques and EVEN a few new things that I rarely see happen here. So please stay tuned!!! If we haven't invited ya yet, please note the group so we can include ya in!!!!
* And final Rule: HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!
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